February 2012
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
After lecturing to a sea of dull-eyed stares...
Professor: What's wrong with you guys today? You all look terrible.
Classmate: It's gloomy today.
Professor: Gloomy? What are you, a flower?